We Guarantee 25 New Car Sales In 90 Days.
Or We Work For Free.
Stop paying agencies for clicks and ghost leads. We embed as your fractional CMO, kill the ad waste, and trace every dollar to one metric: units sold.
Book Your Free Diagnostic Call No pitch. No pressure. Just a 30-minute diagnostic on your numbers.Most dealers are flying blind
You've got Google Ads, Facebook, maybe a TV buy, a vendor for SEO, and another one for email. Every vendor sends a report showing green numbers. But when you ask "what actually sold cars this month?" — silence.
That's not a vendor problem. That's a missing CMO problem. And it's costing you more than you think.
We embed as your fractional CMO — not another vendor
BirdDog Creative doesn't send reports and disappear. We sit inside your operation, own the strategy, and make every marketing dollar accountable to one metric: cars sold.
- Full marketing audit — we find the waste, the overlap, and the attribution gaps your vendors aren't talking about
- We build a channel strategy where every dollar has one job: putting buyers in seats
- Top 3 Google ranking within the engagement — or we work for free until you get there
- 25 new car sales in 90 days — measurable, trackable, tied directly to our work
We put our money where our mouth is
GTD
Month 4 is on us
If we don't deliver 25 new car sales in 90 days and a Top 3 Google ranking, your fourth month of service is completely free. No negotiation. No asterisks. We either perform or we pay.
We can offer this because we're selective. We only take on clients where we know we can win — which is why the first call is a diagnostic, not a sales pitch.
What happens in your 30-minute
Marketing Forensics Audit Call
No pitch deck. No generic advice. In 30 minutes we run a live diagnostic on your operation and hand you a documented baseline you can act on immediately.
- Live Google Business Profile review — we pull it up on the call and show you exactly how you stack up against the top 3 dealers in your market
- Keyword gap preview — we show you which high-intent searches your competitors are capturing that you are completely invisible on
- Ad spend pressure test — five questions your vendors should be able to answer about your campaigns. Most cannot. That gap is your diagnosis.
- Messaging audit — we evaluate whether your current messaging is actually speaking to buyers or just filling space across your platforms
- Attribution gap identification — we pinpoint where your tracking breaks down and what it is costing you
- Marketing Forensics Scorecard — delivered after the call so you leave with a documented baseline, not just a conversation
Ready to find out where your marketing dollars are actually going?
Book Your Free Diagnostic CallThree steps from audit to results
Diagnostic call
30 minutes. We look at your current channels, spend, attribution setup, and identify exactly where the leaks are. No pitch, no pressure.
Full marketing audit
We forensically examine every vendor, every channel, every dollar. You'll know — probably for the first time — exactly what's working and what isn't.
We embed and execute
BirdDog becomes your fractional CMO. We own the strategy, manage the vendors, and report on one number: units sold.
Find out if your dealership qualifies
We only work with dealers doing $15M–$50M+ in annual revenue who are serious about accountability. If that's you, let's talk.
Book Your Free Diagnostic Call Spots are limited. No obligation. Just a conversation about your numbers.
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